If you read the earlier post about Djanglebert Dinglebart - the non-entity that MyLife.com claims is the target of a half-dozen online searches - you'll know that it was all just a test (apparently one of many) to determine if MyLife.com has a shred of credibility.

But being outed hasn't stopped the bots at MyLife.com from claiming that, since our ghostly heroine set up her account, she's been the subject of a search by "a 54-year old male living Marshfield, Mass."

Marshfield is a small town south of Boston. I don't know anything about it - or the people who live there - but if one of them really is a 54-year old male pining for Djanglebert, then it's also home to one of the sadder stories of Internet stalking ever.

Hey, 54-year old guy: Djanglebert does not exist. She's a fake. Made up. A specter.

You'd have a better chance of a fulfilling relationship by logging off MyLife.com and going back to just surfing free porn sites.

Unless, of course, 54-year-old-Marshfield-Mass guy is also made up. But who would do that? MyLife.com?

Log off MyLife.com and go back to surfing porn.